A Toast!

I’ve found that being able to give a toast whenever the opportunity arises is an endearing quality to have. Crafting an original on the spot, custom built for the company at hand, is always ideal. This skill requires some top notch wit combined with some insight of your audience. However, having your own all-purpose original toast up your sleeve is a strong alternative. Chances are that most of your fellow drinkers will not have heard it before and it will come off as improvised. As for your close friends, who will hear it again and again, it can become a trademark of your character. Just remember to use it sparingly as to retain its luster. I came up with this one years ago and it has served me well ever since. Cheers!