The Philosophy of the Party Shirt

A sample of my Party Shirt collection

There is no doubt that our clothes affect, and are affected by, our mindset. Personal style is a series of decisions, each one reflecting outward a bit of how we interpret ourselves. Our outfit will always reveal a bit of our mood, regardless of any parameters etiquette has placed upon it. This psychological and sartorial relationship is best exemplified by the following example: When you are relaxed and in pursuit of happiness, you put on a Party Shirt. 

A Party Shirt, as it applies here, must meet a few specific criteria. A Party Shirt must have short sleeves, a button down front, and a collar. It must also feature some sort of pattern other than monotone stripes or dots. Beyond that, any color or pattern will do and the more ornate and specific to your taste the better. 

Winston from New Girl had the best collection of Party Shirts in the history of television.

The best known and most popular iteration of the Party Shirt is the Hawaiian Aloha Shirt. Even this specific category offers a broad range of options from floral patterns and tropical fish to beach scenes and hula dancers. The Aloha shirt was developed in Hawaii around the turn of the twentieth century by adapting Japanese fabrics and manufacturing techniques to traditional Hawaiian culture. As Americans introduced Aloha Shirts to the mainland after WWII, it came to represent the beach and vacation mindset associated with Hawaii.

Party Shirts are generally reserved for warm weather and all the leisure activities that come with it (though they can be layered for the cold as well). Short sleeve button downs are tailored to backyards, beaches, boats, rooftops, and all manner of nature activities. They can also replace polo shirts on a golf course or tennis court to demonstrate that you’re not taking these games too seriously. Most Party Shirts can even go under a suit for semi-formal occasions like outdoor weddings and work parties. The trend toward more laid back vibes in menswear over the past few years can be tracked by the rapid proliferation of Party Shirts across the industry. 

The Montaques wore Party Shirts as their uniforms in 1996’s Romeo + Juliet

As the name suggests, they are ideal party attire but the “Party” in the title refers more to a state of mind than a physical event. Wearing a Party Shirt should induce a sense of stoic leisure, meaning that you should focus on the positive and don’t worry about what you cannot control. For cultural reference, think of Jeff Spicoli or The Dude. This doesn’t mean that you should go nuts and get hammered, it simply means that you should release your inhibitions, keep an open mind, and let go of any stress and anxiety weighing you down. Essentially, your Party Shirt should shelter you from the psychological weight of the world. 

Party Shirts are objects of self expression but they double as reinforcement for keeping your mind at ease. Wearing one allows you to make light of any situation like you have taken on the disposition of Matthew McConaughey. This effect is magnified if you have a favorite Party Shirt. A go-to shirt that you have had countless good times in will act like a child’s security blanket. Nothing can kill your vibe when you have that shirt on. 

Party Shirts were a staple of Tyler Durden’s infamous wardrobe

With all that in mind, it comes as no surprise that Party Shirts are among the most popular items in menswear for 2021. Humanity has gone through a tumultuous twelve months and we’re only beginning to see a light at the end of the tunnel. As our species is prone to do, society seems to be rushing to get back to the party. Summer 2020 effectively didn’t happen so Summer 2021 has double the expectations placed upon it. Everyone wants to cut loose with a collective exhale and we all want to feel safe doing it. Fashion brands everywhere are reading the room and providing more Party Shirts than ever before to outfit the occasion. 

An old historical theory exists that claims the cultural boom known as the Roaring Twenties was a societal reaction to the horrors of the previous decade. War, famine, and pestilence all struck the western world through WWI, The Spanish Flu, and The Dust Bowl in America and Food shortages caused by war in Europe. There is considerable evidence to support this theory and if it’s true then 2021 and the following years should make for a hell of a party. Make sure you’ve got the right shirts for the occasion.

Here are some of the best Party Shirts available for Summer 2021:

Why Wont They Talk to Me?

By Kevin Parker(s)

Quarantined apart from the rest of his band in 2020, Kevin Parker decided to clone himself to fill out the lineup of Tame Impala.

This wonderful little project didn’t get enough attention when it was published back in October. Alex Haygarth shot and edited this performance of probably my second favorite Tame Impala song (after Music to Walk Home By). There is no credit for wardrobe but, whether Parker dressed himself or not, the style in this video is a perfect representation of both his laidback beach vibe and the greater isolation apparel vibe of humanity as a whole in 2020. Enjoy.

How Gucci Won the Grammys

Though Unannounced, The House of Gucci Were the Most Prominently Featured Artists the Night.

Trevor Noah hosting the Grammys in a Gucci Tux (Robert Gauthier / Los Angeles Times)

Let me just preface this by saying that in terms of actual awards, Beyonce won the Grammys. Queen B added four more wins to her tally, making her the most awarded artist in the history of the Grammys. So once again, all hail the queen. Now, back to my point:

Trevor Noah has spent the past year broadcasting The Daily Show from his living room in hoodies. So when he took on the hosting role for the 2021 Grammy Awards, he used the opportunity to remind the world that he cleaned up real good. Noah’s black velvet tuxedo set the sartorial bar real high from the opening. To the untrained eye this was simply a very nice outfit but if you knew what to look for, Noah’s tux had Gucci written all over it. The combination of 70’s detailing with a contemporary silhouette in luxurious fabrics have defined Gucci in the age of creative director Alessandro Michele. 

Noah’s big fit was only the beginning. As the show played out, many of the biggest names in music covertly turned the 2021 Grammys into a Gucci commercial. Yes, there were plenty of other designers on display that night. Yes, Gucci has appeared on countless red carpets and stages. Yet, never before has a single fashion brand been so strategically placed as to become a prominent feature in a major awards show. In a way, seeing as Gucci had no official partnership with the Grammys, it was guerilla marketing at its finest.

Billie and Finneas with their awards in Gucci (Kevin Mazur/Getty Images)

Billie Eilish and Finneas wore multiple matching Gucci outfits custom designed for them personally by Michele. The first set came in a pink motif on the red carpet while the second came in green for their performance of “Everything I Wanted.” Billie’s outfits even came with matching hats and face masks, a true sign of our times.

Anderson.Paak and Bruno Mars put on a 1970s soul inspired performance, opening with a vintage wipe effect on the screen and completed with head-to-toe Gucci. Their matching outfits featured extra wide pointed shirt collars spread out over burnt orange three piece suits and accented with rose tinted big frame sunglasses. The new super duo proved that no one does disco era vintage better than Gucci. 

Anderson.Paak and Bruno Mars performing in matching Gucci suits (CBS)

Outshining them all though, was Harry Styles. As the current face of the brand, it was no surprise that Lord Styles came decked out in Gucci. The surprise was how incendiary his performance of “Watermelon Sugar High” was. He channeled Jim Morrison in a custom tailored black leather suit with no shirt on under it. His red carpet outfit, which he put back on to accept Best Pop Solo Performance, featured a custom yellow tweed jacket, knitted tartan sweater vest, and velvet flared pants. For the post show press conference, he wore a faded orange double breasted jacket and tweed pants. All outfits were personally styled by Michele. 

Harry Styles performs in Gucci leather suit and boa (CBS)

Styles’s performance was also the debut of what may become the most fashionable neck accessory: a feather boa. He went on to grace the world with two more boa sightings. The first was light green to match his black leather suit, the second was purple to match his yellow tweed, and the third was black to match his orange jacket. The boa may remain an artifact of the 2021 Grammy Awards but I believe it can blow up into a new style trend over the following years. 

Harry pumping elbows with Billie in Gucci (Independent/EPA)

Since taking control of the brand in 2015, Michele has kept Gucci at the top of the fashion world not just with beautiful product design but with innovative marketing. From employing would be copyright infringers rather than litigating them to doing away with traditional fashion shows in favor of theatrical and cinematic experiences. Gucci was also the first major brand to completely do away with the antiquated seasonal release schedule. So it is no surprise that they cunningly turned the Grammys – as easy target as an out of touch, self congregating platform of pomp and pageantry – into a long form Gucci commercial.

I’m a Fabric Snob and You Should Be Too

A Disgruntled Rant on the Current State of Garment Fabrics in America

This morning I was browsing the Menswear department in my local branch of one of the largest retail companies on the planet. I was searching for the simplest item imaginable: a solid white t-shirt. My only stipulation was that the t-shirt must be 100% cotton. Going into it I believed this to be such a small ask that it was practically inconsequential… but oh my, was I wrong. 

There were five brands available with all of them offering multiple iterations of solid colored crew neck tees giving me approximately ten to twelve options to choose from. To my astonishment, there were only two options that were made of 100% cotton. The rest featured various percentages of spandex, viscose, nylon and polyesters. All of these synthetic fiber concoctions muddled up a garment that was perfect in its simplicity. That same muddling has been done to pretty much every other type of garment available in the American marketplace. Synthetic blending has been done for financial gain then marketed as beneficial to the consumer and it is driving me crazy.

Blended fabrics have been around for thousands of years and synthetic fabrics have been prevalent since the 1960s. Until recently, natural and synthetic fabrics have remained mostly separate outside of technical, professional, and niche clothing. Then over the past decade clothing brands have sneakily infiltrated 100% natural and natural blends with synthetic fibers. It began with 2% here, 10% there, until most fabrics on the market contain half the natural fiber they were traditionally made of.

Marketing departments spun these changes as improvements that would provide better breathability, flexibility, and shape retention. The simple truth is that these synthetic fabrics were added to save money. They allowed companies to produce the same garments for cheaper while selling them for the same price, if not more. Most synthetic fabrics are petroleum based and no petroleum based fabric breathes anywhere near as well as cotton. Yes, some synthetics are more flexible and hold their shape better than cotton at first but those attributes wear out far quicker in synthetic fibers, exacerbating blend separation. 

I could drone on for pages about the individual types of garments that have been sullied by synthetic blending but instead I will focus on the most egregious offender: denim. Denim, just like Scotch, requires specific ingredients to be assembled by a specific process. Any deviation from the recipe creates something completely different. If you use water sourced from outside to the Scottish Highlands then you may make a perfectly fine whiskey but it is not scotch. If you blend elastin with your cotton then you may end up with a perfectly adequate fabric but it is not denim. Therefore, the “stretch denim” that has overtaken the American marketplace like a ravenous fungus is a misnomer. The very presence of the fiber providing the “stretch” negates the designation of the fabric as “denim.”

I must concede that the pervasiveness of “stretch denim” is due to people genuinely preferring the give provided by 2% elastin. However, that preference is due to a fundamental misunderstanding of denim. Denim is a miraculous fabric assembled with a particular weave that starts out rigid then gives and takes as it molds to the owner’s body, creating a fit that is unique to the owner. That same rigidness also provides durability. “Stretch denim” is also a bit lighter weight but good denim is supposed to have some heft to it. Like Boris the Bullet Dodger said in Snatch, “Heavy is good, heavy reliable, I always go for reliability. If it doesn’t work, you can always hit him with it.” Ok, maybe that last part doesn’t apply to denim. 

As with every other fabric, the artificial blending is done to cut cost. Even that 2% of cotton that is replaced by elastin makes a substantial difference when applied to the scale at which large brands produce their garments (this goes for chino fabric as well). The price cutting is an illusion because quality denim will last about four times longer than cheap denim and the market price is usually only forty to thirty percent cheaper. A proper denim should cost between $100 and $200 because it requires quality cotton to be woven in the correct way then assembled by skilled craftsmen with durable hardware. 

Not only will a genuine, quality denim hold up to wear and tear for much longer, it will also take much better to repair. A proper pair of denim purchased for around $150 should last at least six to eight years of consistent wear (average of once a week) and far longer with less frequent wear (about once a month). This lifespan is improved exponentially with repairs, especially Japanese Shahiko methods. 

A trick of the trade that I picked up long ago is to always look at a garment’s care tag to see what the fabric is made of. Every type of fabric has a different set of properties and every combination of fabrics further complicates those properties. Some fabrics get along and others don’t. Cotton can balance out wool’s itch and provide strength and stability to linen. Silk will add softness and lighten up most natural fiber blends but you don’t want more than more than 20% because it can become too fragile. Cashmere and Alpaca play well with wool but less so with cotton. 

As a general rule, avoid any combination of natural and synthetic fibers. Firstly this should be done because natural and synthetic fibers tend to separate over time, with wear and wash these blends develop a shiny pilling as the synthetic fibers start to separate out from the natural and appear as tiny little shiny hairs. This will be particularly noticeable on friction points like the seat and inner thigh and where sleeves rub your torso. You should absolutely never purchase these blends in suiting because your suit will develop a shine and deteriorate exponentially faster than natural fibers. Secondly, natural and synthetic blends are impossible to recycle. Huge strides are being made in fabric recycling but natural fibers cannot be separated from synthetics by any recycling process and the two categories require completely different processing techniques. 

Of course you want to stick to 100% fabrics in most cases. Unblended fabrics will always last longer because the fibers are not fighting each other on a microscopic level to separate with every motion of the garment. Soon enough, most 100% fabrics will be recyclable on a scale with paper goods. Natural fabrics have the added benefit of being biodegradable. Blends and synthetics have their place in athletic wear and underwear and are required for many professional uses. Both blends and synthetics make cheap and useful weather resistant fabrics but I will take waxed or rubberised cotton over synthetics any day. 

The future of the fashion industry lies in the hands of the consumer. Just like with all industries, a well informed consumer makes for a better market. Improving the fashion market is vitally important because the industry has been one of the planets biggest contributors to plastic and chemical pollution over the past century.

My hope is that this disgruntled rant encourages everyone who reads to check the care tag before purchase and allow that to inform their decision. You don’t have to agree with the opinions that I shared here, I am aware of how divisive some of them are, but everyone who purchases clothing must own their culpability for the damage that clothing has and could cause our environment. For God’s sake though, please buy 100% cotton t-shirts. 

But don’t take my word for it! Here’s some further reading:

Acteevism features everyday tips and tricks for being responsible about your style.

Apparel Insider is pretty much the Wall Street Journal for the apparel industry.

Fashion for Good can teach you about the lifecycle of your clothing and how it effects the world we live in.

Fashion Revolution’s How To Guides will teach you everything you want to know about shopping for, wearing, and maintaining clothes responsibly.

Bootlegs: Childish Gambino 8/3/14

We all miss concerts so every week I’m going to post a Youtube bootleg to try and fill that void in our lives. This week it’s Childish Gambino from Lollapalooza 2014 in Chicago.

The title of Renaissance Man comes from the extraordinary artists and intellectuals of fifteenth century Europe who advanced science and created some of the greatest art the world has ever seen. These creative omnivores applied their intelligence to a wide range of skillsets from anatomy and the properties of light to sculpting and painting. The often overlooked factor that defined Renaissance Men is that they saw how all these previously disparate subjects effected one another – anatomy and light informed sculpting and painting – they were all one subject: life.

The greatest artistic Renaissance Man of our modern age is Donald Glover. Most people see him as a comedian who became an actor, then started rapping and just so happened to be good at all these things. While it is true that he was blessed with the intelligence to excel at all of these mediums, that is not what makes him a Renaissance Man. Glover, a.k.a. Childish Gambino, is a Renaissance Man because all of his artistic endeavors are informed by a overarching comprehension of life in modern society.

His writing and performing, in both music and acting, are reflecting social interaction in the age of the internet and social media. Take for example Atlanta and This is America, two works in completely different mediums that both reflect African American culture both as a part of and struggle against American culture at large. All of Glover’s work should be appreciated as different chapters in a greater book he is still working on.

This book, as it were, began with a satirical take on how the internet and social media affected society. Glover’s breakout acting role on Community, his first standup comedy special, and first two records Camp and Because the Internet all dug into that philosophical topic. He spoke from a nerdy, pop-culture obsessed and internet savvy perspective that was simultaneously cocky and insecure. It was a manifestation of American youth culture in the 2010s. On top of all that he also has impeccable style.

Of all the accolades Glover has accumulated over the past decade, he still remains under-appreciated as a live performer. This set from Lollapalooza 2014 is the best example I could find of his musical persona Childish Gambino. Professionally shot and recorded by Redbull TV, the set is a best-of his first two records from the Internet saga of his career. Enjoy!